I took the train to work today, which is always an adventure in and of itself.
As I was walking from my last stop to my office, I noticed a car had slowed in the street beside me. I pulled out my earbuds to hear what the driver was saying, assuming he needed directions.
"Are you Brazilian?" he asked instead.
When I shook my head no, he added: "I would have sworn you were, based on your shape and your soft face!"
"Thanks?" I offered.
"That's not always a good thing!" he shouted and sped away.
Happy Monday to me.